Stupid Cat Names

Stupid Female Cat Names

1. Anderson Pooper: Perfect for cats that ‘live’ in the litter box. Pun for Anderson Cooper.
2. Peevee: Because his Pee smells like Vee (vinegar).
3. Meowses: Why didn’t you think of this earlier? It’s witty and very obvious!
4. Elvis Catsley: He is a performer always on his feet jumping up and down.  
5. Houdini: The little devil can escape from any room around the house.
6. Poops–a-lot: You’re always finding him in the litter bin.
7. Bing Clawsby: He cracks you up and always shreds your couch.
8. Chubby Bunny: He takes his meal time seriously and has added a few pounds.
9. Catticus: He gets on your nerves but you can’t imagine life without him.
10. Foghorn: He just loves to howl.
11. Sir–purrs-a lot: Great name for cats that love purring.
12. Pee Wee: If you can make fun of his poo, why not also make fun of his pee?
13. Deadpool: The movie is funny and so, is your cat. It’s a match made in heaven!
14. Chairman Meow: He is bossy!
15. Elvis Catsely: He loves the limelight.
16. Picatso: The best groomed, hygiene conscious cat.
17. William shakespaw: He has a creative side to him.
18. Catapult: He is always jumping off of stuff.
19. Blackie Chan: He is a hitter.
20. Catsanova: He knows how to get down with the ladies.
21. Cat–titude: Perfect for proud ‘independent’ cats.
22. Catsup: He always runs to say hi at the door.
23. Galacticat: He has a great attitude and good looks. He must be from another galaxy.
24. Chubastic Mow-Mow: He just loves eating.
25. Pawssanova: Easy on the eye, with a touch of pride.
26. Ninja Killer-1000: He is super stealthy
27. Thunder Paws: Perfect for a Strong, and athletic cat.
28. Wigglebutt: Just can’t stop shaking it.
29. Your majesty: A true king!
30. Hammerhead: When the cat keeps banging into things.
31. Sluggish: He loves lying around and is never in a hurry. (Also check out why cats sleep a lot)
32. Obi-Wan Catnobi: He is a Jedi cat.
33. Captain Frankenstein Von Tunahead: He’s a fuzzball and loves Tuna.
34. Hairy Potter: A pun for Harry Potter.
35. Behemoth:  Perfect name for Maine Coons.
36. The Furminator: Pun from the Terminator!
37. Bacon Bit: Just loves munching on his bacon.
38. Cue-ball: Perfect for hairless Sphinx cats.
39. Dog: When he thinks he is a dog and behaves like one.
40. Fred: You will be surprised by how people get cracked up by a cat called Fred.
41. Kilobyte: For tiny cats.
42. Meowise: Little wise cat.
43. Sooty: For black cats.
44. Boots: Because you shouldn’t name your cat after clothes or footwear.
45. Rabid: He acts a little crazy sometimes.
46. Lil’ Hitler: He is a cold hearted dictator who loves attention.
47. Pissy: Pees on everything and everywhere.
48. Dammit: You can’t get angry at the cat without cursing.
49. Bubba: Another funny name for an overweight cat.
50. Goofus: He is goofy and clumsy.

Stupid Male Cat Names

If you have a female cat, there are tons of stupid names for her as well:

1. Cookie: Brown-coated cats.
2. Meowly Cyrus: A divalicious cat
3. Kitney Spears: A pun from Britney spears
4. Babushka: If she is really old.
5. Pawlina: A Pun from Pauline.
6. Moscato: Is the name of a white wine. Perfect for white cats.
7. Jennifurr: A Pun from Jennifer.
8. Cleocatra: She is beautiful with an evil look.
9. Her royal catness: Demands royal treatment at all times.
10. Veronicat: A Pun from Veronica.
11. Miss Thang: Because you can’t find enough cat slang names.
12. Puma Thurman: A Pun from Uma Thurman.
13. Felinegood: She is always happy.
14.  Pawjamas: Loves her kitty bed.
15. Purrsnickity: She is fussy and trivial.
16. Kitty Kitty Bang Bang: Overly excited with great energy.
17. Fish Breath: You can’t stand her breath in the morning.  
18. Little mewmaid: She loves water!
19. Purrcahontas: She is liberated.
20. Sleeping Mewty: Cute when she sleeps.
21. Fleas Witherspoon: She just can’t stay away from fleas.
22. Kathmandu: Perfect for Nepalese cats.
23. Diva: She loves attention.
24. Sassie: Perfect for Himalayan cats with a persona to match.
25. Tempurra: She is moody with a temper.
26. Cinpurella: Takes her looks seriously.
27. Winnie the Purr: Kind-hearted with a dash of clumsiness.
28. Lady squashface: Nice name for Persian Cats.
29. Ms. Sassy Boots: She has white paws and an attitude.
30. Prima Donna: Need we say more?
31. Terabyte: She packs some weight and loves to eat.
32. The Poop Machine: You’re always finding her in the litter bin. 
33. Black widow: She is black and she is not playing.
34. Goldilocks:  For golden-coated cats.
35. Stinky Poo Poos: Her poo stinks.
36. Trouble Boogers: She is always getting into trouble.
37. Fartfang: She is a gas bomb waiting to happen.
38. Other Woman: When you love her just as much as your partner.
39. Theophagus: Eats everything she finds.
40. Ziggy Starpuss: Named after a rock god.
41. Cat Mao: Catonese for Cat.
42. Kittles: She has a sweet tooth. And he is sweet!
43. Catatonic: For the kitty that spends most of his time napping.
44. Bagel Face: Because cats love bagels too.
45. Bunny Foofoo: Perfect for small, affectionate cats. 
46. Fluffernut: She is fluffy with a love for nuts.
47. Bon-Bon: She is a sweet tooth.
48. Bodacious: Lean and curvy.
49. Aphrodite: She is very clingy and possessive.
50. Ruckus: She is little but noisy!              

Round Up 

Let your cat live out its funny characteristics by picking a name to match its character. Whether it’s a pun from your favorite celebrity, your favorite movie or movie character or a name you just pulled out of a hat, make sure it’s a name that sticks and gets people to laugh every time you call your cat.